Dado el éxito que tuvo la primera entrega en el exterior (porque aquí no la leyeron ni los perros… aunque es lógico, porque los perros no leen), decidí escribir ahora la continuación, titulada “Español fácil para gringos – Tercera parte”. ¿Por qué la tercera parte y no la segunda? Por aquello de que “nunca segundas partes fueron buenas”. Así que aquí van las nuevas palabras del diccionario para gringos.
Pronunciation | Meaning | Translation |
Ah bad | Abad | Abbot |
A ghost o | Agosto | August |
Ah glue teen are | Aglutinar | Agglutinate |
Ah lean year | Alinear | Align |
Ah lent are | Alentar | Encourage |
Am a rick a no | Americano | American |
An dad | Andad | Walk |
And dad ah cant are ah guard l! | ¡Andá a cantar a Gardel! | Go to sing to Gardel! |
And end | Anden | Walk |
An ghost o | Angosto | Narrow |
A sir | Asir | Grab |
Ask t risk o | Asterisco | Asterisk |
Band e do | Bandido | Bandit |
Beach o | Bicho | Bug |
Bend it o | Bendito | Blessed |
Bird ugh o | Verdugo | Executioner |
Blind are | Blindar | Shield |
Bowl u do | Boludo | Idiot |
Can | Can | Dog |
Can dad o | Candado | Padlock |
Can sad o | Cansado | Tired |
Can two | Canto | Song |
Can 2 | Canto | Song |
Can´t o | Canto | Song |
Car men | Carmen | |
Chill are | Chillar | Scream |
Condom e no | Condómino | Condominium |
Cool on | Culón | Big ass |
Cow t bar | Cautivar | Captivate |
Desk are tables | Descartables | Disposable |
D hard | Dejar | Leave |
Do mean go | Domingo | Sunday |
Dozen l boo rough | Dos en el burro | Two on the donkey |
Easy! | ¡Y, sí! | Yes! |
Eleven to term e no | El evento terminó | The event ended |
End e car | Endicar | To dam |
Eye | Hay | There is |
Farm ah sea ah | Farmacia | Pharmacy |
Fill e o | Filio | Son |
For tuna | Fortuna | Fortune |
Grand o t | Grandote | Huge |
Gross era | Grosera | Rude |
Gun are | Ganar | Win |
In d come e l toilette | Indicame el toilette | Show me the toilette |
In key e to | Inquieto | Restless |
In man t car | Enmantecar | Churn |
In moon do | Inmundo | Unclean |
Is ah alarm ah east ah son and o | Esa alarma está sonando | That alarm is ringing |
Is to smoke o? | ¿Esto es moco? | This is mucus? |
Is too much o? | ¿Es tu macho? | Is your male? |
Is toy hod e do | Estoy jodido | I´m screwed |
Is toy key lien t | Estoy caliente | I´m hot |
Kansas t | Cansaste | Tired |
Kill on bow | Kilombo | Hotel dating |
Kit ah me l p a then c ma | Quitame el pie de encima | Take your foot of from me |
Lay | Ley | Law |
L b b t o ring o too come ah | El bebe te orinó tu cama | The baby peed your bed |
L Kansas | Alcanzas | Reach |
Loss e n to | Lo siento | I’m sorry |
Man e cero | Manicero | Peanut producer |
Man go | Mango | Handle |
Me goose ta l ham on | Me gusta el jamón | I like ham |
Me goose ta to car t l cool o | Me gusta tocarte XX XXXX (censurado) | I like to touch your ass |
Me k gas t | Me cagaste | I fucked up |
Me import as | Me importas | I care |
Men d go | Mendigo | Beggar |
Mid e car | Medicar | Medicate |
No chess | Noches | Nights |
No me goose ta! too car ah | No me gusta tu cara | I don´t like your face |
Note a bank o | No te banco | Not stand you |
N t wow | Antiguo | Old |
No ten go no b dad is | No tengo novedades | I have no news |
Often did o | Ofendido | Injured |
Or then year is ah back ah | Ordeñar esa vaca | Milk that cow |
Out o | Auto | Car |
Pant along is | Pantalones | Trousers |
Pen sea on | Pensión | Pension |
Pin cell | Pincel | Brush |
Plastic coast | Plástico | Plastic |
Pool cross | Pulcros | Neat |
Preview | Previo | Previous |
Priest e no | Pristino | Pristine |
Pure a | Puré | Mashed potatoes |
Quit | CUIT | Tax code |
Red on dad | Redonda | Round |
Rest o | Resto | Rest |
Roof e n | Rufián | Ruffian |
R t cool o | Artículo | Article |
Second are | Secundar | Second |
See eye | Sí hay | yes we have |
S p are tea | Espiarte | Spy |
S toy can sad o the s per art eh | Estoy cansado de esperarte | I´m tired of waiting |
S toy tree stone | Estoy tristón | I’m kind a sad |
Sun e are | Sanear | Restructure |
Sun t ago m p s ah ah in charm e | Santiago empieza a hincharme | James begins to annoy me |
T ah grand as t l buzz to? | ¿Te agrandaste el busto? | Did you enlarge your bust? |
Ten e ass | Tenías | Had |
Ten sea on | Tensión | Tension |
Tent auction | Tentación | Temptation |
To come a | Tocame | Touch me |
Train t does | Treinta y dos | Thirty two |
Tree boo | Tribu | Tribe |
Tree coat ah | Tricota | Knitted |
U a boss | Huevos | Eggs |
U b car | Ubicar | Locate |
Vet eh l corn o | Vete al corno | Go to the horn |
View do | Viudo | Widow |
War d n | Guardián | Guardian |
Web on | Huevón | Dude |
Will e am is troll o | William es trolo | William is gay |
¿Aprendieron algo más? Sí, no me digan: aprendieron a no leer más lo que escribo. Para la próxima voy a armar videos, que son más interesantes. Chau.
Este relato forma parte de la serie «Relatos en positivo»